The House Year

Safety

Anchor the furniture that can tip

One-time · any month works

Why it matters

Renters live with unanchored furniture because they can't drill. You own the walls now — the one upgrade homeownership makes free is the right to put a screw exactly where safety wants it. The tip-over list, in order: dressers (drawers out = ladder), bookcases (top-heavy by design), TVs on furniture (the modern version of the old console-TV hazard), and anything tall in a hallway kids run down.

No kids at home? Anchor the TV and the top-heavy pieces anyway — guests bring kids, dogs chase things, and in a lot of the country the ground occasionally moves.

What skipping it costs

$0–$5,000

A dresser tips when a drawer becomes a step — which is exactly how kids use them. Tip-overs injure thousands of children a year; the priced part is the ER deductible and the smashed TV, and the physics doesn't care how careful your family is. A $10 strap into a stud removes the possibility outright.

Two ways to get it done

Do it yourself

~60 min · difficulty 2 of 5

You'll need: Drill, Stud finder, Screwdriver, Anti-tip straps/brackets (~$8–$15 per piece of furniture), TV anti-tip straps (~$15–$25).

  1. Walk each room and tip-test gently: pull the top of each tall piece an inch toward you, and open a dresser's top drawer and press down lightly. Anything that moves goes on the list.
  2. Buy anti-tip kits — furniture straps and TV straps are hardware-store staples. The furniture maker may also mail you their kit free; the big brands do this on request (and after recalls).
  3. Find the stud behind each piece. Strap bracket into the stud with the kit's screw — not into drywall with a drywall screw. Where no stud lines up, use the kit's toggle anchor rated for the load.
  4. The other end attaches to the furniture's solid frame — not the thin back panel. Leave straps snug, not guitar-string tight.
  5. TVs: strap to the furniture AND consider the real fix — wall-mounting, which turns the whole hazard into decor.
  6. While the drill's out: water heater strapping is the same idea for a different threat — if you're in earthquake country, your water heater card covers it.

Hire it out

$100–$250National fair range — local labor moves this number.

A handyman anchors a house's worth of furniture in one visit for $100–$250 — fair for the drill time, and worth it if tools aren't your thing yet. Ask them to walk you through the first one; the second one is yours forever.

The market's ugly corner is the "certified babyproofing consultation" that turns $75 of straps and latches into a four-figure package. Some of what those services install is genuinely useful — but get the itemized list, price the parts, and pay for labor, not mystique.

Ask the tech

  • Are you anchoring into studs — and where studs don't line up, what anchor are you using instead?
  • Can you do the TVs, the dressers, and the bookcases in one visit?
  • Will you show me one so I can do the next piece myself?

Red flags you're being upsold

  • 'Child-proofing packages' at $1,000+ where the parts list totals $75 — this is straps and screws, priced like surgery.
  • Anchoring into drywall alone with the stock screws — the kit's toggle or a stud is the whole point.

Second opinion time: Any whole-home safety package over $500 — get the itemized parts list and price it at the hardware store first.

The call

DIY it — it's an hour with a drill, and you own the drill now. Hire it only if 'find a stud' isn't in your vocabulary yet, and have them teach you on piece one.

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