January in Brazoria County

The lint screen catches maybe 70% of what comes off your clothes.

Insurance claims run on evidence, and the evidence has a deadline nobody announces: it must exist BEFORE the bad day.

An extinguisher is the one tool in your house where "it's probably fine" isn't a plan — you find out whether it works at the exact moment it's too late to fix.

Here's the thing your semiannual button-test can't tell you: the test button proves the battery and the horn work — not the smoke sensor.

Electricity that's flowing right doesn't make heat where you touch.

This card is only for houses with a radon mitigation system already installed — the white PVC pipe running from the slab up through the roof (or up an exterior wall), with a fan unit in the attic or outside.

Radon is a naturally occurring radioactive gas that seeps up from the soil into homes — you can't see it or smell it, and the only house that has a radon problem is one that's been tested and confirmed.

First, the honest gate: no hot tub, no task — skip this card and enjoy your quarter.

Grout is rigid and belongs on the flat planes of tile.

Every toilet and faucet in your house is fed by a small flexible line, and if those lines are gray or black rubber, each one is a little time bomb with a 5–10 year fuse.

Every bit of air your system heats or cools passes through one filter.

Older dishwashers had hard food grinders.